Hey you! Yeah you! You’re doing it again!
We can all agree on this one. You’re an Asshole. We still love you but seriously. Tone that shit down!
The “You’re an Asshole but I love you” keyfob is a great way to remind that one friend we all have to just STAHHPP already!
Clip it or snap it onto your keys, backpack, purse or wherever you feel the need to clip it to. Just not on your naughty bits please.
All orders must be paid in full (100%) prior to seller purchasing any and all materials required for production. This may increase production time of item. In the event production time is increased, buyer will be notified prior to production. No returns, refunds or exchanges on custom orders.
Thank you for your order! We appreciate your business.
Shipping from United States
I will ship via USPS. Turn around time depends on the listing. Please contact me with questions.
Returns & Exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
No refunds, returns or exchanges accepted. If item is damaged during shipping, please contact me within 24 hours of receiving said item so I may file a claim with the shipping facility. Any damages not reported within 24 hours will now be the buyers responsibility.
All items will be mailed in sealed bags whenever possible. Seller not responsible for the scents items may pick up from drivers, postal stations and during transit.
Contact me for custom or wholesale orders.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
Most items in my shop are customizable. All custom orders require a 100% down payment prior to initiation of processing the order. Please message me for any questions.
Most items in my shop are spot clean only with damp rag. Please message me with questions.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Gift wrapping is available upon request at no extra charge. It includes the item(s) being wrapped in tissue paper and tied with jute twine or colorful ribbon. A small card with your choice of wording may be added as well.
Wholesale is not available at this time. Please check back later.